Dear Facebook...

Who better than Mark Morford to write about how freakishly !@#$% Facebook is when it comes to keeping ties with folks.

BEST BIT:
"From an energy perspective, Facebook is a goddamn cord-makin' wonderland, a sort of psychic Grand Central, the place where psychic energy goes to jack itself back into the mainframe. It's tens of millions of people peeking and poking and peering into the lives of those they know, those they want to know, those they like or love or hate or begrudge or secretly want to peel the pants from and lick like a popsicle in summer."

I concur, Mark. Totes.