"Gurrrl, are you okay? You were all sorts of crunk last night." -af
"Como amanecio la borrachita?" -gl
"Why did I meet your twin yesterday? no joke! she looked, dressed and WAS a bucha, too!!" -pa
February
"Where's the party tonight? In my pants, of course!" -af
"OMG!!! Walk of Shame, are you alive?" -gg
"Gay bitch i love you" -af
"My new barrio is so T! Someone threw a potted plant on my car last night" -rk
